Sunday, 12 August 2012



  1. Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
  2. Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey?
  3. Are you the owner of Crayola? Because you always give color to my life.
  4. Are you fond of sugar? Because your smile is always so sweet.
  5. I hate to say this but you are like my underwear because I can't last a day without you.
  6. Do you have a driver's license? Because you are driving me crazy.
  7. Excuse me. May I know if you are a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.
  8. I do not know your height but I have been thinking hard how you were able to fit inside my heart.
  9. Are you a denture? Because I can't smile without you.
  10. I'm starting to like you less because I'm beginning to love you more.
  11. Can I take your picture? Because I want show Santa what I want for Christmas.
  12. When you are not around, I feel that I am always in a traffic jam because I can't move on.
  13. You seem like a sweet person. Will you mind if I taste you to find out?
  14. I think I'm having an asthma attack! Because you take my breath away.
  15. Do you have an eraser? Because I can't erase you from my mind.
  16. Hey! You look like someone I know! My next girlfriend.
  17. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  18. Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
  19. Ever since I met you, you have lived in my heart without paying any rent.
  20. Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?